HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS
Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..
White person: Sell me the house.
Realtor: …are you sure?
White person: I’ll pay triple.
Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing
White person: Do you prefer cash or check?
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
me, a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk
ANGRY TUMRL SJW:
navy recruiter: son do you want to join the us navy
me: well, gee, sir, I don’t think so
navy recruiter: what is holding you back
me: I dont have any muscles
navy recruiter: thats is ok. we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels. mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed. for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry