All I want to do is toke and drink a fifth, you call it a joke, I call it a gift.
I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
The Velvet Underground were pioneers. The flashing lights, the entrancing music, people dancing aimlessly in an amphetamine-fuelled daze - The Exploding Plastic Inevitable was the first ever rave.
no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre
yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.