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thatfunnyblog:

 

The President of France Getting Left Hanging [x]

Previously: The King of Sweden Wearing Silly Hats

Me IRL. 

HE FINALLY DID IT LOOK HOW SATISFIED HE IS

THANKS OBAMA



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cosbyykidd:

thuglifeandhackysacks:

queeniman:

Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?



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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris



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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?



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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 



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Tumblr’s loving and respecting community  

merasmus:

me,  a harmels cishet person: Honk hoynk

ANGRY TUMRL SJW:image





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Cooking By The Book remix (Feat. Lil Jon)
Lazy Town


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officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry



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ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t



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zaynmalif:

what an icon



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marniethedog:

I love art

marniethedog:

I love art



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